God speed little package. My last hopeful dollars went into you.

*waits by door and whines*

Order item from a smaller store to help support their goals. Order a month early to be sure to have it before vacation.

….NOPE. OF FUCKING COURSE NOT. 

Now I gotta pay a real company to hypership it to me. 

I’m going to a friends house for weed and nachos. I will be back in a better mood, ready for wangs~

Wake up at 8 am when he comes home and throws a fit because I moved the litter box he doesn’t clean because my lung capacity was so confining I was about to panic. 

Moves litterbox back, starts cleaning it 5 feet from my trying to sleep head. I beg him not to; I will die.

Slams doors and makes a big tantrum of having to do it in another room.

…………

Wake up at 2 pm, too late for the plans I made. Abridge plans. Toss bagel in toaster oven.

Oven BURSTS INTO FUCKING FLAMES and has to be thrown double-mitted out onto the cement.

….

GOOD MORNING SHANE.

… I’m gonna be over here. Getting high…

In other news, I’d like to be left alone tonight. Thank you.

I really hate when you do something and give out free art, and someone finds a way to complain about it enough that the magic is gone, but you’re still obligated to draw the shit you said you would.

… I guess that’s a really specific hate, huh?

slowlydescending:

forgottenwinterfrost:

MY MOM SAID IF THIS GETS 500,000 NOTES SHE WILL FINALLY CALL ME “KHYLE” AND REFER TO ME AS HER SON PLEASE THIS IS A HUGE STEP FOR ME AND HER

we’re gonna get you your 500k notes. I swear. Idgaf if i have to reblog this 4000000x myself.